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	<title>evan (the bard)</title>
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	<description>Notes from the underground... We have Satan tied up and we're performing unspeakable acts of torture upon him.</description>
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		<title>Obama: America&#8217;s #1 Conservative</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/166</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh yes. Fiscal restraint is the oft-babbled, seldom-understood meme of conservatism. Ironic that the guy this faction calls socialist is telling our heavily liberalized markets to show fiscal restraint and sound investment. America is getting worse at playing the language game of ideology. It is harder and harder to tell who is on the left [...]]]></description>
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		<title>tax us, we want to prove our superior progressiveness!</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/163</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 21:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hopeless romanticism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rich people demand more taxes on&#8230; themselves.
I thought I was reading the Onion when I saw this. Yes, the isolation of late-capitalism, in a very Deleuzian-inspired progression of events has caused a desire of the wealthy to assert their liberal superiority by acting against their own class interests to be great apologists for the current [...]]]></description>
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		<title>global warming? mother earth is not impressed</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/159</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 20:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[environmentalism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, so apparently the recent volcano eruption up in Iceland which has delayed flights in Western European airports packed enough of a punch to throw the scales on the global climate trends. While I agree with the conclusion that humans should stop modeling industry based on the exploitation of natural resources and other humans, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just a warm, fuzzy thought&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/144</link>
		<comments>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/144#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[randomosity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>i hate to be obscene, but&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/142</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will people please stop talking about Michael Jackson. You don&#8217;t know him aside from a few mediocre records and television reports. What a sad world&#8230; a pedophile dies and everyone cries. A woman gets shot by riot police in Iran and no one says a fucking word. So sad.
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		<title>Wires</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/133</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is a poem of mine in aural/musical form. Please enjoy. Or don&#8217;t enjoy. Or &#8220;enjoy&#8221; for everyone so very pomo out there.
wires
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		<title>You might be a hipster&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/118</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hopeless romanticism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, in a swarm of ironic social buzzwords, many people are still very much confused as to what a hipster is. Is it an insult or a compliment? Who is called a hipster? Who calls a hipster? What exactly is a hipster?
Well, if there is any doubt in your mind, take heed&#8230; I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kill the Hipsters</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/103</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
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		<title>Obama, you idiot!</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/98</link>
		<comments>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/98#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[media matters]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Just one more idiotic remark to throw onto the Republican fire, perpetuating the dichotomous American political sphere and making all the complacent Republicans with a constant chip on their shoulder to cry out and make people believe their idiotic perception that America is far left vs. far right (or in their terms &#8220;liberal vs conservative&#8221;). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s start a revolution&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/94</link>
		<comments>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/94#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 06:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[philosophy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[you first.
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