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	<title>evan (the bard) &#187; randomosity</title>
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	<description>Notes from the underground... We have Satan tied up and we're performing unspeakable acts of torture upon him.</description>
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		<title>Just a warm, fuzzy thought&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/144</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>You might be a hipster&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/118</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[hopeless romanticism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, in a swarm of ironic social buzzwords, many people are still very much confused as to what a hipster is. Is it an insult or a compliment? Who is called a hipster? Who calls a hipster? What exactly is a hipster?
Well, if there is any doubt in your mind, take heed&#8230; I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kill the Hipsters</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/103</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s start a revolution&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/94</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 06:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[philosophy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[you first.
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		<title>Top ten things you never tell an editor&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/91</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 05:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. I&#8217;m submitting elsewhere &#8211; unless an editor specifies, you don&#8217;t need to say. this does not win publishing points. but what this person don&#8217;t know won&#8217;t kill &#8216;em.
9. I need this a certain way/series in this order/etc &#8211; don&#8217;t be pushy upfront. that&#8217;s a big turnoff. obviously, if it&#8217;s experimental or visually-based, your writing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well, how many do you see? How many, punk?!</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/79</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 02:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[observations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve noticed many times the same lame-ass ad for how many eyes do you see on this baby? What kind of scam is this? It almost made me want to click, but I remembered that ads are better than the companies they represent. I have a better one:
How many fingers do you see these ladies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>yeah, you better!</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/62</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 06:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The government did something right with our taxes for a change. That&#8217;s what I thought. Waging your war against options for social mobility and public opportunity by promoting a worldview that even Greenspan admitted was flawed&#8230; Phony Reaganmania has bitten the dust, kids.

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		<title>Oakland&#8217;s Burning!</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/59</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 04:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet another reason why I don&#8217;t like to go into Oakland much. The story is halfway down the page. Glad it wasn&#8217;t my car. People need to chill out. You&#8217;d think with all the weed that circulates in that part of Pittsburgh the people would be more mellow and chill. Nope. I can&#8217;t image what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>poetic exercise</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/48</link>
		<comments>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/48#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hopeless romanticism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rustbelt ribbons flow all through her hair -
that satin-stained, Dixie girl of jazz
and her distant dagger-throwing stare
break horny gawks of truckers who dare
whistle wildly at her titties as
rustbelt ribbons flow all through her hair.
And though they disgust, they do not care;
they only see the nice ass she has
and her distant dagger-throwing stare.
But something strange has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The seven words you can never say on the internet&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/16</link>
		<comments>http://evanthebard.us/bardblog/archives/16#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evanthebard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[randomosity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[so I will do a visual representation instead&#8230;

Via The Road to Copacetic

via wojofoto&#8217;s flickr photostream

via Scholars and Rogues

via angryconservative.com

via whatwouldjesusdo.wordpress.com

via johnnysalami.net

via smithmag.net
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