Know your enemies

With all this violence between Israel and Palestine, I think it would be a good time to highlight the real perpetrator in this spiral of violence. Not Jews, not Muslims… Christians. Yes. Christians are the real enemy. After all it was Christians who had been waging two campaigns of Crusades, Christians who slaughtered the most Muslims during these conquests and the Inquisitions, it was Roman control of the Holy Lands that stripped Jews their God-given right to worship in accordance with the Torah, it was Protestants that sent Jews to death camps and Christians who just twiddled their thumbs in the aftermath. I say these two nations should come together and storm the Vatican where the Antichrist is seated, give the Anglican Church a real schism and occupy all the clergy from which real antisemtism is held and not the panic-mongering nationalist propaganda chain.

People aren’t dying in the name of religion over there. Only Christians kill in the name of religion. Don’t believe me, ask Mary Worth about the Puritans. How dare these people get the audacity to say their religions are corrupt for allegedly inciting battles. My religion trumps yours by 2000 years of pure terror. Live in peace, Israel. Stop picking fights with Palestine. And Palestine, you’d do well to read about Thoureau and Gandhi and Martin Luther King. Stop launching rockets because the word “terrorist” has become a powerful propaganda buzzword.