It’s a conspiracy! Better stay inside safe from Big Brother and the NWO…

while us legitimate, courageous and motivated political activists go out and fight the shitstem.

And just as a message to the political mainstream, we countercultural, new leftists and far-left political activists have nothing to do with the delusional doom-machine, conspiracy, anti-Semite, unreasonably-speculative conspiracy theory championing quacks that call themselves leftists. Laugh-tists is a more appropriate term.

To the supporters of the politics of doom: hurry up and drink your Kool-aid already. Maybe the redpill will get lodged in your spineless throat. Do people take this warning of iminant threat seriously. No. In fact, you all discredit the left and far-left wing political action, our goals, our perspectives and our values. There is no Zionist conspiracy, no Freemason take over, no New World Order, no monolithic usurpation of the rule of law. In fact, the rule of law is the problem. Government is a conspiracy. Period. Aliens didn’t take over, powerful careerist politicians did.  You think the constitution means anything other than a rosy-sounding bit of PR from the privileged classes? In the words of Michel Foucault, “language is oppression.” Ask the Indians about the constitution and you might be surprised to hear the possibility that the whole thing was mostly plagiarized. Power does what it wants and it is not intimidated by your acts of left-wing defeatism and your go-nowhere movement. Congrats.

How about instead of sitting in a pile of depression, desperation, doom and overbearing intellectual arrogance actually do something beneficial for the promotion of leftist vision? Anything. Work at a food bank, join a nonprofit, write an editorial offering solutions to local problems, plant a tree, join a thinktank. It can even be as small as moving into hemitage in the mountains of Montana so we don’t have to hear your half-brained theses of bad-trip-tinged government takeovers. Wait for the system to collapse away from sane, rational society and we’ll come over and tell you when we’ve dismantled the overarching hierarchies and have constructed real democracy, okay? It don’t happen overnight, maybe not even in our lifetimes, so be wise and avoid procreating in the mountains. Doom. Doom. Doom. Why even fucking bother? We’re all screwed anyway. I mean, Goddamn, with this reptilian breed taking over the government. (Advice: Don’t drop acid before watching C-SPAN). We’re doomed, man.

DOOMED!

Oh look, chocolate cake!

I wake up tomorrow, and America doesn’t look battered to ruin quite like Palestine. I wake up the next day and California’s still contiguous to the mainland. I wake up after that and I don’t see a volcano emerging from the center of Oakland (though sometimes, I’d like to). Hey, maybe life is just fucked up beyond our comprehension and we are among the lucky bastards who haven’t felt the greatest brunt of God’s wrathful annoyance with our arrogance about life. But we know the truth. The government hides it from us. Not the truth about where our tax dollars go. Not the truth about the military industrial complex. Not the truth about drugs. The truth is… Masonic Extraterrestrial Jews with the eye of providence plastered on their noses are infiltrating our perfectly functional, communication-conscious government and are planning world domination as we speak to turn our self-righteous, nationalist culture into a functional cosmopolitan panocracy.

Hey, that actually doesn’t sound half bad considering the state of the world. Maybe doom is kinda good. But we know who dropped the towers, we know Bin-Laden was a hologram projected from the starship enterprise and that it was all planned by tweedle-dee (Rumsfeld) and tweedle-dum (Bush) who couldn’t even plan an effective siege on Iraq short of throwing all our hard-earned money in a toilet for that project. If there’s some other third party behind this madness supposedly directing this plot from a safe distance, I’d like to meet the bastard so I can give him a few lessons on world domination. First off, don’t hire idiots.

And don’t say the experiences of any drug-induced trip are of literal truth unless you have blown your consciousness beyond the realm of physicality and realize that we are all one big vat of expanding energy connected to the universe and that life is merely a flowering expression of that single consciousness which is God and life is a dream, death is merely an illusion, and we are all the products of a divine energy slowly working to bring the pieces back together.  Doom is but the product of the cowardly, negative and destructive energy that is Satan  seeking to remanifest itself in the world to make us believe that we are apart from God, we are all individuals and that death is both horrible and certain. Cling to your materialist worldview, oh doomsters. Death is not real because it doesn’t exist. Suffering is just the magical illusion of Satan. Until we all come together like our lives are interconnected, the world will still feel like one big, maniacal plot to kill us all.